A Watched Phone Never Rings

Or so it seems. I am still waiting, and the sad part will be after all this waiting to be told they are not coming. I resolved myself to that reality, that way I will be mostly over it by the time they tell me. Today is a snow day, so the boys are home and they will not stop eating!!! OMG! By 10:30 this morning they had eaten twice already, and now I just fed them again!!!! I know the joke of 'growing boys eating you out of house and home" but jeesh! Do they have to wander in the kitchen every 5 minutes?? The truth is, they are as big as me (except for our youngest of course). And they are in constant competition! Who can lift the couch higher, who can pick up the youngest brother higher, who can pick up mom, who has the most ice cream, who has the most of any food, who is better on xbox. See what I'm up against? A house full of boys is chaotic, loud, revolves around poo, and is very fun.